Wednesday, April 25, 2012






Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Real Sinn Féin is the real Sinn Féin.

Real Sinn Féin is the real Sinn Féin.

An event of apostolic importance occurred and has forced the IRIDF
Supreme Inner Council to issue a statement from their Douglasgrad

To the Irish People and the World: Real Sinn Féin is the Real, True,
Legitimate, Genuine, Continuity-ing Sinn Féin.
“Republican” Sinn Féin no longer deserve to be called republican. They
are in fact, peddlers of false idols. Ergo, the real SF is Real SF.

Once again, the fortress of the Prophetic Shock Minority can call Limerick home; and
truly it is the vanguard of the struggle for the freedom of the Six
Counties stolen by The Sassanach divils. As such, they are the only
legitimate inheritors of the Republic declared at Easter Week. The
other “RSF” might as well go play cricket with the Queen, or sit idly by in Stormont stroking Gerry's radiant mane.

All other Sinn Féin's are imposters, posuers and nation-deniers. Agus
all other “republican” armies are nothing but nationalist militias,
stamped in the womb with Provie DNA. They should be honest with the
public, and so grow identifiable traitor-beards. For Prophet Jorge
Miguel hath written “Ye steadfast men of the shock minority, ye shall
know the traitors by dere beards.”

The attempt to sew confusion both in the prisons and in the wider
Republican community is viewed by us as srs bzns, and will be dealt
with accordingly. Much like those who attempt to sow confusion
regarding the intent of reindeer at Christmastime the record must be
set straight. The recent actions of the Real RSF have validated human existence.

The nationalist militias posing as republicans should join those who
lie to children about reindeer and report to the nearest gulag in the
Isle of Mann immediately. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

And now, will the Real Sinn Féin please stand up?

Tiocfaidh ár Athlone!

For a Free and Anti-Revisionist Isle of Mann!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Thursday, December 2, 2010

IR Dot Net Refuegee Crisis

The IRIDF Will Not Ignore the Ir dot Net Refugee Crisis

The trickle of refugees fleeing from the persecution of the ir dot net shinnerism apparatus hath become a tidal wave. And the invincible ASUs of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces hath become ready.

Hitting out at the extreme cruelty of the shinner dictatorship, IRIDF SUPREME INNER COUNCIL spokesperson Cyrill "Spuds" Connolly O'Neil was quoted by the world media, saying: "Do these capitalist octopuses truly believe they can endure another Korean Korn Snake Conquest? It is a scientific fact that the goodness of the IRIDF repels evil. That includes the evil that is lower than a snake's belly."

He continued, saying: "They will not withstand us. God loveth those who are just. (Quran 60:8) If they desire in their black hearts to save their necks from our invisible agus invincible legions, we say to them: open your doors to an IRIDF negotiating team. They will come in and restructure your administration so that is sustainable, and the refugee crisis might end. Until you do so you will give the IRIDF a reason to carry out their liberation campaign."

He concluded by saying that all IRIDF operators and glorious Volunteers should be on stand-by until further notice.

J Connolly
IRIDF Media Dept
Douglasgrad, I of M

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

IRIDF Corporate Tax Rate Policy

A spokesman for the Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces wished to make the position of the IRIDF's Inner Council regarding Ireland's corporate tax rate known publicly.

Commandante Jorge Miguel said: "We would like to commend the 32 County Sovreignty Movement on their fine statement condemning the vile trade unions and we concur. Ireland's corporate tax rate is outrageous. British and American companies need their well-earned pay far more than the lazy Irish people."

Continuing, he said, "The Irish people are sheeple who lack the Triumph of Will. We second the 32csm's call for the workers movement to be silenced. Much like pizza delivery boys, they are slippery bastards, disgusting traitors who lack sufficient love of the Fatherland."

Miguel concluded with a warning: "The cause of Ireland is the cause of safe investments for British firms in Ireland. The enemies of these firms investing safely are the enemies of Ireland, and so are the enemies of the Isle of Mann, which also makes them enemies of the IRIDF. Silence, you ungrateful workers, know your place, and think of your poor bosses!"

"It's about time a republican organisation promoted neo-liberalism, the legacy of US President Bush. Some deluded sell-out socialist free stater traitor amadáns foolishly believe that national liberation has something to do with social justice and improving living standards, or meaningful control over a nation's destiny. Nothing could be further from the truth. National liberation means shooting imperialists once every fifteen years or so."

J Connolly
Supreme Inner Council
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces
Douglas City, IoM

Cael: The Silver Fox

The IRIDF are treated as suspects because we have spoken ... nothing but the truth. We have revealed the glorious word of Cael Al-Karim (Peace Be Upon Him) to be all powerful because it is true.

When the Limerick splitters speak, they lie. When they promise, they break it. When any trust is kept with them they misuse it. They would do well to not be in doubt about the thing that is coming. All this happens because Cael alone is the ultimate truth, he alone speaks truth and because he has the power to will anything and because that Hour is coming, he alone shall lead the IRIDF revolution against the Limerick Peoples' Front of Judea.

For those who deride Cael with suggestions that he will not be visiting Limerick in the early hours of December 25th, we call on them to desist. There is no reindeer strike on the Federal Republic. Least that they shall feel the wrath of the fiery hell the IRIDF has prepared for Joodeans. It is necessary to expose the false propaganda of the yids and thoroughly dispel the illusion that Seabird will give up their positions in the administration of and free the IRIDF 7 with good will.

It would be a sin for IRIDF Volunteers not to try to possess the weapons that would prevent the infliction of harm on Manxmen. For this reason, we hereby proclaim Glorious Douglas, the first anti-revisionist federal city-state in the great tradition of Athlone.

No faction is better or worse than any other. All come from the same mould; they are all products of Seabirdist influence. And they are a poison that destroys the IRIDF and the revolutionary movement in the Isle of Man. We oppose the reactionary policies of the Judeans but we do not oppose the people of Limerick although we recognise they are filth. We have many good friends in Limerick.

We can but say Eire Nua is our bayonet, Cael our leader, the Embassy our barracks and the trolls our soldiers. We will only tell the Judeans this once. And maybe once after that.

G Michael
Supreme Inner Councl
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces
Douglas City, IoM