Tuesday, October 26, 2010

IRIDF Corporate Tax Rate Policy


A spokesman for the Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces wished to make the position of the IRIDF's Inner Council regarding Ireland's corporate tax rate known publicly.

Commandante Jorge Miguel said: "We would like to commend the 32 County Sovreignty Movement on their fine statement condemning the vile trade unions and we concur. Ireland's corporate tax rate is outrageous. British and American companies need their well-earned pay far more than the lazy Irish people."

Continuing, he said, "The Irish people are sheeple who lack the Triumph of Will. We second the 32csm's call for the workers movement to be silenced. Much like pizza delivery boys, they are slippery bastards, disgusting traitors who lack sufficient love of the Fatherland."

Miguel concluded with a warning: "The cause of Ireland is the cause of safe investments for British firms in Ireland. The enemies of these firms investing safely are the enemies of Ireland, and so are the enemies of the Isle of Mann, which also makes them enemies of the IRIDF. Silence, you ungrateful workers, know your place, and think of your poor bosses!"

"It's about time a republican organisation promoted neo-liberalism, the legacy of US President Bush. Some deluded sell-out socialist free stater traitor amadáns foolishly believe that national liberation has something to do with social justice and improving living standards, or meaningful control over a nation's destiny. Nothing could be further from the truth. National liberation means shooting imperialists once every fifteen years or so."


J Connolly
Supreme Inner Council
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces
Douglas City, IoM

Cael: The Silver Fox


The IRIDF are treated as suspects because we have spoken ... nothing but the truth. We have revealed the glorious word of Cael Al-Karim (Peace Be Upon Him) to be all powerful because it is true.

When the Limerick splitters speak, they lie. When they promise, they break it. When any trust is kept with them they misuse it. They would do well to not be in doubt about the thing that is coming. All this happens because Cael alone is the ultimate truth, he alone speaks truth and because he has the power to will anything and because that Hour is coming, he alone shall lead the IRIDF revolution against the Limerick Peoples' Front of Judea.

For those who deride Cael with suggestions that he will not be visiting Limerick in the early hours of December 25th, we call on them to desist. There is no reindeer strike on the Federal Republic. Least that they shall feel the wrath of the fiery hell the IRIDF has prepared for Joodeans. It is necessary to expose the false propaganda of the yids and thoroughly dispel the illusion that Seabird will give up their positions in the administration of ir.net and free the IRIDF 7 with good will.

It would be a sin for IRIDF Volunteers not to try to possess the weapons that would prevent the infliction of harm on Manxmen. For this reason, we hereby proclaim Glorious Douglas, the first anti-revisionist federal city-state in the great tradition of Athlone.

No faction is better or worse than any other. All come from the same mould; they are all products of Seabirdist influence. And they are a poison that destroys the IRIDF and the revolutionary movement in the Isle of Man. We oppose the reactionary policies of the Judeans but we do not oppose the people of Limerick although we recognise they are filth. We have many good friends in Limerick.

We can but say Eire Nua is our bayonet, Cael our leader, the Embassy our barracks and the trolls our soldiers. We will only tell the Judeans this once. And maybe once after that.

G Michael
Supreme Inner Councl
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces
Douglas City, IoM