www.iridf.infoThe Inner Council of the IRIDF has issued the following statement:
As negotiations with the Chuckies have broken down, the IRIDF has no choice but to put all ASUs on alert and prepare for mobilization. It is sad that the historic opportunity for a prisoner swap and other conditions that could lead to a just and lasting peace was dropped like a hot potato by the Shinner apparatus. They should thank their Golden Calf that the IRIDF Inner Council have not yet chosen to authorize the deployment of Korean Corn Snakes.
Our Staff Officers and Intelligence Dept have determined that the
IRIDF will not decommission its arsenal of lulz until all IRIDF POWs
are free. Unconditional surrender is an impossible demand that shall
be met by the most fierce and determined resistance the interwebs has ever seen.
The IRIDF Inner Council swore to Daddy Cael that they would not cease their glorious struggle until Eire Nua and Anti-Revisionism spread from Glorious Douglas City to all of Ireland, Scotland and Wales. And the IRIDF have kept to that struggle faithfully. Will Ogra decide to join this process of moving the process forward, or will they instead snuggle up together inside the dustbin of history with the other False Prophets?
FOR A FREE AND ANTI-REVISIONIST ISLE OF MANN!
BY THE POWER OF THE KOREAN CORN SNAKE!
Is Muidne,
Inner Council
Oglaigh Na Idirghréasán (IRIDF)
