Thursday, October 29, 2009

Statement from Helmut Kohl

www.iridf.info

Statement from Helmut Kohl, Supreme Leader of the IRIDF Revolution

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
bismi-llāhi ar-raḥmāni ar-raḥīmi

The teaching of the IRIDF is all-powerful because it is true. It is complete and harmonious, providing men with a consistent view of the universe, which cannot be reconciled with any superstition, any reaction, any defence of bourgeois oppression. It is the lawful successor of the best that has been created by humanity in the nineteenth century.

Following a series of unmitigated and unprecedented talks between the IRIDF leadership and the IR.net administration at the IRIDF headquarters here in Douglas, a series of rational and balanced demands forwarded by the IRIDF have been met with negligence from the Seabird administration. The IRIDF had thus decided to pursue the struggle through purely political and democratic means. However, our just demands have been met with contempt from those in power.

"The LORD executeth righteousness and judgment for all that are oppressed." (Psalm 103:6)

The IR.net administration has enacted a series of criminalisation measures against IRIDF POWs. This is wrong. These men and women were and still are part of this struggle. They must be released. No longer can the Seabird administration renege on their promises and commitments. The copius amount of sand in Seabird's vagina is no obstacle to rational debate.

Through the 18th of May Movement and subsequent operations we have proved that our capabilities are capable. Operation Freak Out will thus commence until our demands in their entirety are met. People know us. Remember remember the 18th of November. We come back.

Signed,
Helmut Kohl, Michael Martin, Ayatollah Khomeni, Ho Chi Mihn, George Michael, L Ron Hubbard, Seamas De Faoite, Bob Kindles, Comrade Kim of the DPRK.
Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, Douglas, Federal Republic of the Isle of Mann (Marxist-Leninist).

Roll of honour:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr7hnGKdQ8c

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Statement from the President

www.iridf.info

Address By President of I-Sinn Fein to Volunteers of IRIDF

I want to speak directly to the men and women of IRIDF, the volunteer soldiers of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Force.

In time of great peril you stepped into the Bearna Baoil, the gap of danger. When others stood idly by, you and your families gave your all, in defence of a risen people and in pursuit of Irish Internet freedom and unity.

Against mighty odds you held the line and faced down a huge military foe, the IR.NET forces and their surrogates in the seabird death squads.

One year ago the Army leadership ordered an Intensive campaign of military operations. This courageous decision was in response to deep aggression by those hostile to republicans.

Since then despite many provocations and setbacks the commitment has endured.

And more than that, when elements within the IR.NET and Decky delayed progress, it was the IRIDF leadership which authorised a number of significant initiatives to bring war to the infidels.

On a number of occasions commitments have been reneged on. These include commitments from the IR.net to unban Vox Populi.

The Irish Republican Internet Defence Force has kept every commitment made by its leadership.

The most recent of these was last week when the IRIDF was prepared to support a comprehensive agreement. At that time the Army leadership said the implementation of this agreement would allow everyone, including the IRIDF, to take its political objectives forward by peaceful and democratic means.

That agreement perished on the rock of Seabird’s intransigence. The short-sightedness of the Sea bird compounded the difficulties.

Since then there has been a vicious campaign of vilification against republicans, driven in the main by IR.NET. There are a number of reasons for this.

The growing political influence of the IRIDF is a primary factor.

Seabird, Decky also for their part, want to minimise the potential for change, not only on the equality agenda but on the issues of sovereignty and ending the union.

The IRIDF is being used as the excuse by them all not to engage properly in the process of building peace with justice in Ireland.

For over one year the IRIDF showed that the IR.Net Admins could not rule the internet on its own terms. You asserted the legitimacy of the right of the people of this island to freedom and independence. Many of your comrades made the ultimate sacrifice.

Your determination, selflessness and courage have brought the freedom struggle towards its fulfilment.

That struggle can now be taken forward by other means. I say this with the authority of my office as President of I-Sinn Fein.

In the past I have defended the right of the IRIDF to engage in armed struggle. I did so because there was no alternative for those who would not bend the knee, or turn a blind eye to oppression, or for those who wanted a national republic.

Now there is an alternative.

I have clearly set out my view of what that alternative is. The way forward is by building political support for republican and democratic objectives across Ireland’s internet and by winning support for these goals internationally.

I want to use this occasion therefore to appeal to the leadership of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Force to fully embrace and accept this alternative.

Can you take courageous initiatives which will achieve your aims by purely political and democratic activity?

I know full well that such truly historic decisions can only be taken in the aftermath of intense internal consultation. I ask that you initiate this as quickly as possible.

I understand fully that the IRIDF’s most recent positive contribution to the agreement was in the context of a comprehensive agreement. But I also hold the very strong view that republicans need to lead by example.

There is no greater demonstration of this than the IRIDF attack last week.

I-Sinn Fein has demonstrated the ability to play a leadership role as part of a popular movement towards peace, equality and justice.

We are totally committed to ending partition and to creating the conditions for unity and independence. I-Sinn Fein has the potential and capacity to become the vehicle for the attainment of republican objectives.

The Ireland we live in today is also very different place from 1 year ago. There is now an all-Ireland Internet agenda with huge potential.

Nationalists and republicans have a confidence that will never again allow anyone to be treated as second class citizens online. Internet Equality is our watchword.

The catalyst for much of this change is the growing support for republicanism.

Of course, those who oppose change are not going to simply roll over. It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo. But if republicans are to prevail, if the peace process is to be successfully concluded and Irish sovereignty and internet re-unification secured, then we have to set the agenda - no one else is going to do that.

So, I also want to make a personal appeal to all of you - the women and men volunteers who have remained undefeated in the face of tremendous odds.

Now is the time for you to step into the Bearna Baoil again; not as volunteers risking life and limb but as activists in a national movement towards independence and unity.

Such decisions will be far reaching and difficult. But you never lacked courage in the past. Your courage is now needed for the future.

It won‚t be easy. There are many problems to be resolved by the people of Ireland in the time ahead. Your ability as republican volunteers, to rise to this challenge will mean that the two governments and others cannot easily hide from their obligations and their responsibility to resolve these problems.

Our struggle has reached a defining moment.

I am asking you to join me in seizing this moment, to intensify our efforts, to rebuild the Agreement and decisively move our struggle forward.

ENDS

The IRIDF Speaks!

IRIDF Inner Council member Sean Russel 88's message to the masses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSStMGOAbhM&feature=player_embedded

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Statement from Sean Russel 88

www.iridf.info

To My Comrades, Friends and Enemies,

My name is Sean Russel 88, I am a member of the Supreme Inner Council of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces. I am writing to you from our headquarters here in Douglas.

It has come to our attention that IR.net has instituted a "zero-tolerance" policy towards IRIDF activists. Akin to the shoot-to-kill policy of the 80's and internment of the 70's, this unprovoked attack on fellow Republicans has been spearheaded by IR.net Provie Junta leader Cael MP. This so-called "Stalinist" advocate of direct democracy once espoused the Republican Anarchist values that we all hold dear, but he is now working for the Devil.

The IRIDF has already spoken with Comrade Kim of the DPRK and He has freed up a space for Cael in the Kyo-hwa-so No. 1 labour camp, which is located just outside of Pyonyang, the Spiritual Capital of all Koreans. I urge all Irish and Manxmen to pray for Cael during his rehabilitation and adjustment to Korean culture.

Just as the Men of '16 were spat on in the streets, we of the IRIDF have been exposed to abuse by the very people we are fighting for. The sections of the Irish Republican and Anti-Revisionist Manx masses who have not yet been convinced of the legitimacy of the IRIDF are merely on their Road to Damascus. Just as Christ Jesus appeared to IRIDF founder St. Paul, so will the glorious light of the IRIDF and the 3rd Dail Eireann appear to every Republican.

Make no mistake comrades, we are firmly established on IR.net. We will do exactly the same thing, again.

"We love Him because He first loved us."

1 John 4:9-10

Sean Russel 88
Inner Council
3rd Dail Eireann
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Regarding quislings and IRIDF deniers


www.iridf.info

It has come to the attention of the supreme council of the IRIDF that a user claiming to be associated with the IRIDF has made despicable comments regarding the hunger-strikers 0f 1981. After a thorough internal investigation we have found none of our members to be this user but having made our own research into the matter we can today establish some details about this person:

E-mail - Rebelboy1916@hotmail.com
Name - Patrick Moore
Age - 24

We hope that this information is useful to all concerned republicans and rest assured that the IRIDF is conducting its own operations regarding this issue.

In light of this recent event, several other issues have been raised.

A member of www.irishrepublican.net by the username of Cael has recently made the claim that we do not in fact, exist. Obviously we would deny this allegation but any other debate in the matter would indeed lead to existentialist breakdown. Various sources within our organisation have also informed us of Caels activities on other forums many of which are very dubious and would bring his "republican" credentials into question, his love of human faeces is well documented and he has been banned from other forums for this fetish. Cael is a sad indictment of the sort of "e-republican" who abuses position as a moderator and there has already been rumours in moderator circles and amongst normal users of the forum that this person is incapable of handing out judgement fairly or wisely. This "Republican" - Anarchist/Stalinist needs to assess his own situation before making baseless attacks about the popular resistance movement and government of Ireland in exile.

The IRIDF has several questions for the users of www.irishrepublican.net

Why are some users banned without explanation and without warning?

Why is the IRIDF prevented from encouraging debate within the republican community?

Why do entrapment laws prevent George Micheal from uttering careless whispers?

Why have we not had fresh mod elections?

The IRIDF has already established itself as the legitmate goverment of Ireland and of the Isle of Mann and has a right for these questions to be answered.

We would also like to confirm that we took part in the attacks recently and we now have information regarding every single registered user of www.irishrepublican.net and we shall use this information as we see fit, in response to how the management of that website deals with the IRIDF. The regular republicans do not need to worry but we cannot promise safety or fairness when it comes to the information we have on unelected careerists and sell-out criminals.

The IRIDF would also like to thank all sleeper units who have helped us acquire this information and provide us with regular updates on the activities of suspicious users.

We have been handed the mantle from St.Patrick himself and yes, the snakes will be driven out into the sea. We are committed to the total destruction of internet shinnerism and we will not allow people to trick and coerce the the working class - wherever they may do this.

The IRIDF would like to quote Vol. Kris Kristofferson:

Like a bird on the wire
Like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.


We feel that this short poetic stanza sums up this statement and by extension; the plight of the working class of Ireland.

J Connolly
Director of Operations
For an Independant Anti revisionist Isle of Mann.
Supreme Inner Council
3rd Dail Eireann
IRIDF

Statement to the Enemies of the IRIDF

www.iridf.info

The IRIDF Supreme Inner Council has become aware of death threat made against IRIDF Volunteer Bulwark from Newry ‘Tomb Raider’ Republican.

As such, we have been forced to respond with a declaration of internets warfare. Following our recent security breach on www.irishrepublican.net in which we attained the profile information, email addresses and IP addresses of all users we will make 10 of these public daily as we see fit until our just demands are met unconditionally.

These demands are as follows:

The release of all IRIDF POWs

The immediate banning of Newry Republican

An anti-revisionist Isle of Mann

An end to the entrapment of George Michael

Our own sub-forum in the RSF section

An enquiry into the assassination of JFK



Our enemies –



Newry Republican’s MSN - newry-republican@hotmail.co.uk



Claymore’s MSN - najeeb.alajati@hotmail.com



Cael’s MSN - peterpan1974@live.ie

Signed,

J. Christ Connolly

Supreme Inner Council

Director of Operations

Operation Korean Corn Snake: A lesson in Internetz Warfare

www.iridf.info

Operation Korean Corn Snake: A lesson in Internetz Warfare


http://www.facebook.com/editphoto.php?oid=159202161028&success=5&failure=0#/photo.php?pid=139922&op=1&o=user&view=user&subj=159202161028&aid=-1&oid=159202161028&id=1794649249
(Brave IRIDF Vol's send a msg of greeting to all POWs)


The Glorious Supreme Inner Council of the Glorious IRIDF would like to announce the unmitigated success of the recent actions of its brave volunteers, codenamed Operation Corn Snake. As promised, our beachhead established by IRIDF First Battalion at Irishrepublican.net was extended, culminating in the decisive establishment of an IRIDF subforum within the RSF forum. This operation is now complete and the volunteers of the IRIDF's Korean and elite Fonzi Forward Units have now returned and completed their debriefing period. Transport was found by the Vols. to be both 'comfortable and enjoyable' in our recently acquired mobile unit.

Pic One of IRIDF subforum: http://www.facebook.com/editphoto.php?oid=159202161028&success=5&failure=0#/photo.php?pid=139923&op=1&o=user&view=user&subj=159202161028&aid=-1&oid=159202161028&id=1794649249

Pic Two of IRIDF subforum: http://www.facebook.com/editphoto.php?oid=159202161028&success=5&failure=0#/photo.php?pid=139925&op=1&o=user&view=user&subj=159202161028&aid=-1&oid=159202161028&id=1794649249

Pic Three: http://www.facebook.com/editphoto.php?oid=159202161028&success=5&failure=0#/photo.php?pid=139924&op=1&o=user&view=user&subj=159202161028&aid=-1&oid=159202161028&id=1794649249


The IRIDF's rear actions of course established sleeper agents, who may proudly unfurl the IRIDF banner upon the ir.net spyring whenever it pleaseth them to do so. Let us be clear on this point: the IRIDF is here to stay, comrades. To anyone that may complain or whine like babies about our actions, our reply is only: "Vae Victis".


One of the major reasons our volunteers were so successful is because of the strong training process pre-op. All Vols. had read the glorious writings of spiritual IRIDF leader Cael "Peter Pan" O'Bradaigh entitled: 'Republican Anarchism' at least 3 times. It was a long and arduous process, akin to climbing a hill while suffering the sweet glory of holy lashes several times, but the results are there for all to be seen.


Now, our capabilities cannot be questioned. We have proven that out internetsz skillz are unmatched by anyone else, and this is just the beginning as our vols. seep into ir.net like our glorious leader Josef Stalin poured orange mi wadi into a celebratory glass of vodka and counter-revolutionary juiced remainz. We remain steadfast in our dedication to combating our enemy, namely, the evils of internets shinnerism and all other repressive internets institutionz that serve to oppress the internet working class.


To our volunteers,supporters and glorious ir.net martyrs, we have a message. As long as the sun rises and until the sea bursts its bounds, the IRIDF will be around, and possibly for several years after that. To our enemies, we also have a message. The internets is a dangerous place for you, we have clearly shown that as Operation Cornsnake uncoiled before our very eyes to eat the squirmy rodent of revisionism. This is just the start as we continue to grow in numbers and strength. The death of reformist internet activity is near. Whenever you are on the internet and you hear a strange noise, that's the IRIDF. Whenever your hair stands up on the back of your neck, that's the IRIDF. Whenever you wake up in the middle of the night and find yourself screaming, that's the IRIDF. By the name of Athlone we swear that our internetz buzinesz will be taken care of. Victory to the IRIDF!


For a free and anti-revisionist isle of Mann!!!

IRIDF Inner Council

IRIDF
message broadcast on Ir dot net: http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff321/DaveyMcKeown/iridf.jpg

Guns of the IRIDF used in Operation Cornsnake: http://boingboing.net/images/P1010815.jpg