IRIDF : 'our war against the ir.net is over'

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IRIDF to the world: We have made this epoch of history, now we must take our leave

Comrades and Supporters of the IRIDF,

The IRIDF, and the actions of its heroic Volunteers have been the most definitive revolutionary force in this recent period of history. The Inner Council would like to state without reservation to the heroic and glorious Volunteers of the IRIDF: your struggle has validated human existence itself. You brave men and women on active service were truly epoch-making pioneers of The New Internetz Man.

Yet our war against the ir.net fortress of securotocracy is over. The spy-ring has been once more exposed for what it is, and the amadán Cael has been isolated from the republican base. The IRIDF enjoys more support and fame than ever before, with new Volunteers and martyrs flocking to join- only the other night several more joined our ROH. Furthermroe, the IRIDF has more than proven its capabilities through such daring operations as Korean Corn Snake Conquest. We say to Cael, may you enjoy your phone calls and intimate whispers with Agent Seabird; the rest of us will turn our backs to the stench you pair emit.

So at this time, all Volunteers are instructed to stand down. There must be no breach of this order. Cease all internetz armed struggle, or you will be considered to be "lower than a snake's belly ye".

To our many foes: if you do not accept that our war is over and continue to oppress our people, we have much evidence of your complicity and screenshots to expose to the world that would make you cry softly like the provo "bacon n eggs" does each night into his pillow. Do not provoke the IRIDF.

Although we stand down now, and for the foreseeable future, we will always be ready to assemble for battle if needed by our people. Let us pray that the day never comes, and that this historic opportunity for peace and reconciliation is seized by all parties. Let us move forward in the spirit of internetz democracy and mutual tolerance for all cultures, be that IRIDF culture or Cael Ivory Tower culture.

So we say: Forever May the Beads of Sweat From Our Glorious Strugglez Drip Down and Remain as Residue to Inspire Whatever New Struggles May Arise!

With this in mind, the Supreme Inner Council would like to remind our supporters that the IRIDF remain the legitimate government-in-exile of the Irish Republic, whose HQ still resides in the Federal People's Republic of the Isle of Mann, in Glorious Douglas City. To this end, the IRIDF endorses the policy of having our candidates stand in ir.net elections as abstentionist moderators. Cael's brilliant writings on the nature of existentialist republican anarchist truth validites our analysis and claims.

Never fear, a chairde, we shall not leave the internets working class unprotected, and although we now take our leave, all our supporters should take comfort from the fact we will always be there to look over them as a father to a child. Whenever you hear the wind blow in this world where internetz injustice is rife, know that the IRIDF has not died. We thank god that we have been part of a generation that was willing to take on the ir.net spyring and shinner instigated exploitation, a world where IRIDF vols. were ready to pay the ultimate price to affirm the truth that as long as internetz shinnerismz breaths, the internet workers will never be free. Do not be sad on our departure, dear comrades, our goals will be realised, by the deeds of our generation or the greater deeds of the next. Sleep well fallen comrades!

Is Muidne,
Supreme Inner Council,
Oglaigh Na Idirghréasán (IRIDF)

Vol. Taco Bell - Subcommandante of Deep Girth Operations Warfare,Latino Community Liason
Vol. Fear Dubh - Subcommandante of the Sspeshul Units
The Albanian - OC George Michael and Fonsi Units, Rent Boy Protection Department
Vol. Genghis Khan - OC Pat Butcher Brigade and Erection Bombardment Unit
Vol. Sean Russell 88 - Corn Snake and Mobile Response Unit Engineering Department
Vol. Soap McTavish - OC Ho Chi Minh Brigade
Vol. Sandy C - RNU liason, Mobile Phone Operations Co-ordinator
Vol. Felix Dzerzhinsky - Intelligence division, KGB Liason
Vol. Saorbulwark - Beer Run and Battered Mars Bar Co-ordinator, Quartermaster

Statement from Helmut Kohl

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Statement from Helmut Kohl, Supreme Leader of the IRIDF Revolution

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
bismi-llāhi ar-raḥmāni ar-raḥīmi

The teaching of the IRIDF is all-powerful because it is true. It is complete and harmonious, providing men with a consistent view of the universe, which cannot be reconciled with any superstition, any reaction, any defence of bourgeois oppression. It is the lawful successor of the best that has been created by humanity in the nineteenth century.

Following a series of unmitigated and unprecedented talks between the IRIDF leadership and the IR.net administration at the IRIDF headquarters here in Douglas, a series of rational and balanced demands forwarded by the IRIDF have been met with negligence from the Seabird administration. The IRIDF had thus decided to pursue the struggle through purely political and democratic means. However, our just demands have been met with contempt from those in power.

"The LORD executeth righteousness and judgment for all that are oppressed." (Psalm 103:6)

The IR.net administration has enacted a series of criminalisation measures against IRIDF POWs. This is wrong. These men and women were and still are part of this struggle. They must be released. No longer can the Seabird administration renege on their promises and commitments. The copius amount of sand in Seabird's vagina is no obstacle to rational debate.

Through the 18th of May Movement and subsequent operations we have proved that our capabilities are capable. Operation Freak Out will thus commence until our demands in their entirety are met. People know us. Remember remember the 18th of November. We come back.

Signed,
Helmut Kohl, Michael Martin, Ayatollah Khomeni, Ho Chi Mihn, George Michael, L Ron Hubbard, Seamas De Faoite, Bob Kindles, Comrade Kim of the DPRK.
Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, Douglas, Federal Republic of the Isle of Mann (Marxist-Leninist).

Roll of honour:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr7hnGKdQ8c

Statement from the President

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Address By President of I-Sinn Fein to Volunteers of IRIDF

I want to speak directly to the men and women of IRIDF, the volunteer soldiers of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Force.

In time of great peril you stepped into the Bearna Baoil, the gap of danger. When others stood idly by, you and your families gave your all, in defence of a risen people and in pursuit of Irish Internet freedom and unity.

Against mighty odds you held the line and faced down a huge military foe, the IR.NET forces and their surrogates in the seabird death squads.

One year ago the Army leadership ordered an Intensive campaign of military operations. This courageous decision was in response to deep aggression by those hostile to republicans.

Since then despite many provocations and setbacks the commitment has endured.

And more than that, when elements within the IR.NET and Decky delayed progress, it was the IRIDF leadership which authorised a number of significant initiatives to bring war to the infidels.

On a number of occasions commitments have been reneged on. These include commitments from the IR.net to unban Vox Populi.

The Irish Republican Internet Defence Force has kept every commitment made by its leadership.

The most recent of these was last week when the IRIDF was prepared to support a comprehensive agreement. At that time the Army leadership said the implementation of this agreement would allow everyone, including the IRIDF, to take its political objectives forward by peaceful and democratic means.

That agreement perished on the rock of Seabird’s intransigence. The short-sightedness of the Sea bird compounded the difficulties.

Since then there has been a vicious campaign of vilification against republicans, driven in the main by IR.NET. There are a number of reasons for this.

The growing political influence of the IRIDF is a primary factor.

Seabird, Decky also for their part, want to minimise the potential for change, not only on the equality agenda but on the issues of sovereignty and ending the union.

The IRIDF is being used as the excuse by them all not to engage properly in the process of building peace with justice in Ireland.

For over one year the IRIDF showed that the IR.Net Admins could not rule the internet on its own terms. You asserted the legitimacy of the right of the people of this island to freedom and independence. Many of your comrades made the ultimate sacrifice.

Your determination, selflessness and courage have brought the freedom struggle towards its fulfilment.

That struggle can now be taken forward by other means. I say this with the authority of my office as President of I-Sinn Fein.

In the past I have defended the right of the IRIDF to engage in armed struggle. I did so because there was no alternative for those who would not bend the knee, or turn a blind eye to oppression, or for those who wanted a national republic.

Now there is an alternative.

I have clearly set out my view of what that alternative is. The way forward is by building political support for republican and democratic objectives across Ireland’s internet and by winning support for these goals internationally.

I want to use this occasion therefore to appeal to the leadership of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Force to fully embrace and accept this alternative.

Can you take courageous initiatives which will achieve your aims by purely political and democratic activity?

I know full well that such truly historic decisions can only be taken in the aftermath of intense internal consultation. I ask that you initiate this as quickly as possible.

I understand fully that the IRIDF’s most recent positive contribution to the agreement was in the context of a comprehensive agreement. But I also hold the very strong view that republicans need to lead by example.

There is no greater demonstration of this than the IRIDF attack last week.

I-Sinn Fein has demonstrated the ability to play a leadership role as part of a popular movement towards peace, equality and justice.

We are totally committed to ending partition and to creating the conditions for unity and independence. I-Sinn Fein has the potential and capacity to become the vehicle for the attainment of republican objectives.

The Ireland we live in today is also very different place from 1 year ago. There is now an all-Ireland Internet agenda with huge potential.

Nationalists and republicans have a confidence that will never again allow anyone to be treated as second class citizens online. Internet Equality is our watchword.

The catalyst for much of this change is the growing support for republicanism.

Of course, those who oppose change are not going to simply roll over. It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo. But if republicans are to prevail, if the peace process is to be successfully concluded and Irish sovereignty and internet re-unification secured, then we have to set the agenda - no one else is going to do that.

So, I also want to make a personal appeal to all of you - the women and men volunteers who have remained undefeated in the face of tremendous odds.

Now is the time for you to step into the Bearna Baoil again; not as volunteers risking life and limb but as activists in a national movement towards independence and unity.

Such decisions will be far reaching and difficult. But you never lacked courage in the past. Your courage is now needed for the future.

It won‚t be easy. There are many problems to be resolved by the people of Ireland in the time ahead. Your ability as republican volunteers, to rise to this challenge will mean that the two governments and others cannot easily hide from their obligations and their responsibility to resolve these problems.

Our struggle has reached a defining moment.

I am asking you to join me in seizing this moment, to intensify our efforts, to rebuild the Agreement and decisively move our struggle forward.

ENDS

The IRIDF Speaks!

IRIDF Inner Council member Sean Russel 88's message to the masses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSStMGOAbhM&feature=player_embedded

Statement from Sean Russel 88

www.iridf.info

To My Comrades, Friends and Enemies,

My name is Sean Russel 88, I am a member of the Supreme Inner Council of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces. I am writing to you from our headquarters here in Douglas.

It has come to our attention that IR.net has instituted a "zero-tolerance" policy towards IRIDF activists. Akin to the shoot-to-kill policy of the 80's and internment of the 70's, this unprovoked attack on fellow Republicans has been spearheaded by IR.net Provie Junta leader Cael MP. This so-called "Stalinist" advocate of direct democracy once espoused the Republican Anarchist values that we all hold dear, but he is now working for the Devil.

The IRIDF has already spoken with Comrade Kim of the DPRK and He has freed up a space for Cael in the Kyo-hwa-so No. 1 labour camp, which is located just outside of Pyonyang, the Spiritual Capital of all Koreans. I urge all Irish and Manxmen to pray for Cael during his rehabilitation and adjustment to Korean culture.

Just as the Men of '16 were spat on in the streets, we of the IRIDF have been exposed to abuse by the very people we are fighting for. The sections of the Irish Republican and Anti-Revisionist Manx masses who have not yet been convinced of the legitimacy of the IRIDF are merely on their Road to Damascus. Just as Christ Jesus appeared to IRIDF founder St. Paul, so will the glorious light of the IRIDF and the 3rd Dail Eireann appear to every Republican.

Make no mistake comrades, we are firmly established on IR.net. We will do exactly the same thing, again.

"We love Him because He first loved us."

1 John 4:9-10

Sean Russel 88
Inner Council
3rd Dail Eireann
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces

Regarding quislings and IRIDF deniers

www.iridf.info

It has come to the attention of the supreme council of the IRIDF that a user claiming to be associated with the IRIDF has made despicable comments regarding the hunger-strikers 0f 1981. After a thorough internal investigation we have found none of our members to be this user but having made our own research into the matter we can today establish some details about this person:

E-mail - Rebelboy1916@hotmail.com
Name - Patrick Moore
Age - 24

We hope that this information is useful to all concerned republicans and rest assured that the IRIDF is conducting its own operations regarding this issue.

In light of this recent event, several other issues have been raised.

A member of www.irishrepublican.net by the username of Cael has recently made the claim that we do not in fact, exist. Obviously we would deny this allegation but any other debate in the matter would indeed lead to existentialist breakdown. Various sources within our organisation have also informed us of Caels activities on other forums many of which are very dubious and would bring his "republican" credentials into question, his love of human faeces is well documented and he has been banned from other forums for this fetish. Cael is a sad indictment of the sort of "e-republican" who abuses position as a moderator and there has already been rumours in moderator circles and amongst normal users of the forum that this person is incapable of handing out judgement fairly or wisely. This "Republican" - Anarchist/Stalinist needs to assess his own situation before making baseless attacks about the popular resistance movement and government of Ireland in exile.

The IRIDF has several questions for the users of www.irishrepublican.net

Why are some users banned without explanation and without warning?

Why is the IRIDF prevented from encouraging debate within the republican community?

Why do entrapment laws prevent George Micheal from uttering careless whispers?

Why have we not had fresh mod elections?

The IRIDF has already established itself as the legitmate goverment of Ireland and of the Isle of Mann and has a right for these questions to be answered.

We would also like to confirm that we took part in the attacks recently and we now have information regarding every single registered user of www.irishrepublican.net and we shall use this information as we see fit, in response to how the management of that website deals with the IRIDF. The regular republicans do not need to worry but we cannot promise safety or fairness when it comes to the information we have on unelected careerists and sell-out criminals.

The IRIDF would also like to thank all sleeper units who have helped us acquire this information and provide us with regular updates on the activities of suspicious users.

We have been handed the mantle from St.Patrick himself and yes, the snakes will be driven out into the sea. We are committed to the total destruction of internet shinnerism and we will not allow people to trick and coerce the the working class - wherever they may do this.

The IRIDF would like to quote Vol. Kris Kristofferson:

Like a bird on the wire
Like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.


We feel that this short poetic stanza sums up this statement and by extension; the plight of the working class of Ireland.

J Connolly
Director of Operations
For an Independant Anti revisionist Isle of Mann.
Supreme Inner Council
3rd Dail Eireann
IRIDF

Statement to the Enemies of the IRIDF

www.iridf.info

The IRIDF Supreme Inner Council has become aware of death threat made against IRIDF Volunteer Bulwark from Newry ‘Tomb Raider’ Republican.

As such, we have been forced to respond with a declaration of internets warfare. Following our recent security breach on www.irishrepublican.net in which we attained the profile information, email addresses and IP addresses of all users we will make 10 of these public daily as we see fit until our just demands are met unconditionally.

These demands are as follows:

The release of all IRIDF POWs

The immediate banning of Newry Republican

An anti-revisionist Isle of Mann

An end to the entrapment of George Michael

Our own sub-forum in the RSF section

An enquiry into the assassination of JFK



Our enemies –



Newry Republican’s MSN - newry-republican@hotmail.co.uk



Claymore’s MSN - najeeb.alajati@hotmail.com



Cael’s MSN - peterpan1974@live.ie

Signed,

J. Christ Connolly

Supreme Inner Council

Director of Operations