Friday, August 20, 2010

IRIDF Ramadan Statement

The Seabirdites say, 'never to us will come the hour'. Say 'nay' but most surely, by the IRIDF, it will come upon you. By the IRIDF who knows the unseen. Verily the IRIDF has cursed the revisionists and prepared for them a blazing fire.

The IRIDF are those who brought you forth from the wombs of your mothers when you knew nothing and they gave you hearing and sight and intelligence and affections that you may give thanks. It is the IRIDF who sustains the internets, lest they cease to function and if they should fall, there is none can sustain them thereafter: verity the IRIDF is the most forbearing and forgiving. No vision can grasp the IRIDF but our grasp is over all vision, above all comprehension yet is acqauinted with all things. People know us.

Consider the work of the IRIDF; for who can make straight what we have made crooked? In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider: surely we have appointed the one as well as the other, so that the Seabirdites can find out nothing that will come after us.

Because the sentence against Seabird’s evil work has not been been executed speedily, therefore her heart of stone is fully set to do evil. Remember the IRIDF before’s silver cord is loosed, or its golden bowl broken. Or its pitcher shattered at the fountain, or its wheel broken at the well. Then it will return to the posters as it was, and all power will return to the IRIDF who gave it.

G Michael
Supreme Inner Council
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces
Douglas City, IoM


Proclamation of the IRIDF

Whereas the IRIDF are the internationally recognised government-in-exile of the Isle of Mann, Ireland and Snowdownia;

Whereas teh ir dot netzi admins of teh are capitalist octopuses;

Whereas the Deckiegate Scandal hath cast a long shadow;

Whereas the SUPREME INNER COUNCIL of the Glorious IRIDF have patiently exhausted every avenue and approach of reconciliation with teh Seabirdites;

Let this proclamation be heard across teh interwebs!
The following demands must be met in full to prevent a breakdown in the historic ir dot nyet peace process:

1. A new subforum exclusively devoted to the achievements and triumphs of Papa Stalin.

2. The full implementation of Éire Nua in Ireland and the Ise of Mann.

2a. The establishent of Athlone as the national capital.

2b. The song 'O Glorious Athlone' be made the national anthem.

3. Seán Russel 88 for admin.

4. New subforum be established for the study of Manx agriculture.

5. An entire section of the forum be devoted to the scientific study of Cael Thought.

6. That all relevant documents and information regarding the shameful Deckiegate Scandal be passed onto the IRIDF.

If these demands are not met in full and good faith, then the Invincible Legions of the IRIDF shall make mine internet arrows drunk with blood.

J Connolly
IRIDF Supreme Inner Council
Douglas City, IoM