Thursday, October 29, 2009

Statement from Helmut Kohl

Statement from Helmut Kohl, Supreme Leader of the IRIDF Revolution

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
bismi-llāhi ar-raḥmāni ar-raḥīmi

The teaching of the IRIDF is all-powerful because it is true. It is complete and harmonious, providing men with a consistent view of the universe, which cannot be reconciled with any superstition, any reaction, any defence of bourgeois oppression. It is the lawful successor of the best that has been created by humanity in the nineteenth century.

Following a series of unmitigated and unprecedented talks between the IRIDF leadership and the administration at the IRIDF headquarters here in Douglas, a series of rational and balanced demands forwarded by the IRIDF have been met with negligence from the Seabird administration. The IRIDF had thus decided to pursue the struggle through purely political and democratic means. However, our just demands have been met with contempt from those in power.

"The LORD executeth righteousness and judgment for all that are oppressed." (Psalm 103:6)

The administration has enacted a series of criminalisation measures against IRIDF POWs. This is wrong. These men and women were and still are part of this struggle. They must be released. No longer can the Seabird administration renege on their promises and commitments. The copius amount of sand in Seabird's vagina is no obstacle to rational debate.

Through the 18th of May Movement and subsequent operations we have proved that our capabilities are capable. Operation Freak Out will thus commence until our demands in their entirety are met. People know us. Remember remember the 18th of November. We come back.

Helmut Kohl, Michael Martin, Ayatollah Khomeni, Ho Chi Mihn, George Michael, L Ron Hubbard, Seamas De Faoite, Bob Kindles, Comrade Kim of the DPRK.
Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, Douglas, Federal Republic of the Isle of Mann (Marxist-Leninist).

Roll of honour:

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Statement from the President

Address By President of I-Sinn Fein to Volunteers of IRIDF

I want to speak directly to the men and women of IRIDF, the volunteer soldiers of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Force.

In time of great peril you stepped into the Bearna Baoil, the gap of danger. When others stood idly by, you and your families gave your all, in defence of a risen people and in pursuit of Irish Internet freedom and unity.

Against mighty odds you held the line and faced down a huge military foe, the IR.NET forces and their surrogates in the seabird death squads.

One year ago the Army leadership ordered an Intensive campaign of military operations. This courageous decision was in response to deep aggression by those hostile to republicans.

Since then despite many provocations and setbacks the commitment has endured.

And more than that, when elements within the IR.NET and Decky delayed progress, it was the IRIDF leadership which authorised a number of significant initiatives to bring war to the infidels.

On a number of occasions commitments have been reneged on. These include commitments from the to unban Vox Populi.

The Irish Republican Internet Defence Force has kept every commitment made by its leadership.

The most recent of these was last week when the IRIDF was prepared to support a comprehensive agreement. At that time the Army leadership said the implementation of this agreement would allow everyone, including the IRIDF, to take its political objectives forward by peaceful and democratic means.

That agreement perished on the rock of Seabird’s intransigence. The short-sightedness of the Sea bird compounded the difficulties.

Since then there has been a vicious campaign of vilification against republicans, driven in the main by IR.NET. There are a number of reasons for this.

The growing political influence of the IRIDF is a primary factor.

Seabird, Decky also for their part, want to minimise the potential for change, not only on the equality agenda but on the issues of sovereignty and ending the union.

The IRIDF is being used as the excuse by them all not to engage properly in the process of building peace with justice in Ireland.

For over one year the IRIDF showed that the IR.Net Admins could not rule the internet on its own terms. You asserted the legitimacy of the right of the people of this island to freedom and independence. Many of your comrades made the ultimate sacrifice.

Your determination, selflessness and courage have brought the freedom struggle towards its fulfilment.

That struggle can now be taken forward by other means. I say this with the authority of my office as President of I-Sinn Fein.

In the past I have defended the right of the IRIDF to engage in armed struggle. I did so because there was no alternative for those who would not bend the knee, or turn a blind eye to oppression, or for those who wanted a national republic.

Now there is an alternative.

I have clearly set out my view of what that alternative is. The way forward is by building political support for republican and democratic objectives across Ireland’s internet and by winning support for these goals internationally.

I want to use this occasion therefore to appeal to the leadership of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Force to fully embrace and accept this alternative.

Can you take courageous initiatives which will achieve your aims by purely political and democratic activity?

I know full well that such truly historic decisions can only be taken in the aftermath of intense internal consultation. I ask that you initiate this as quickly as possible.

I understand fully that the IRIDF’s most recent positive contribution to the agreement was in the context of a comprehensive agreement. But I also hold the very strong view that republicans need to lead by example.

There is no greater demonstration of this than the IRIDF attack last week.

I-Sinn Fein has demonstrated the ability to play a leadership role as part of a popular movement towards peace, equality and justice.

We are totally committed to ending partition and to creating the conditions for unity and independence. I-Sinn Fein has the potential and capacity to become the vehicle for the attainment of republican objectives.

The Ireland we live in today is also very different place from 1 year ago. There is now an all-Ireland Internet agenda with huge potential.

Nationalists and republicans have a confidence that will never again allow anyone to be treated as second class citizens online. Internet Equality is our watchword.

The catalyst for much of this change is the growing support for republicanism.

Of course, those who oppose change are not going to simply roll over. It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo. But if republicans are to prevail, if the peace process is to be successfully concluded and Irish sovereignty and internet re-unification secured, then we have to set the agenda - no one else is going to do that.

So, I also want to make a personal appeal to all of you - the women and men volunteers who have remained undefeated in the face of tremendous odds.

Now is the time for you to step into the Bearna Baoil again; not as volunteers risking life and limb but as activists in a national movement towards independence and unity.

Such decisions will be far reaching and difficult. But you never lacked courage in the past. Your courage is now needed for the future.

It won‚t be easy. There are many problems to be resolved by the people of Ireland in the time ahead. Your ability as republican volunteers, to rise to this challenge will mean that the two governments and others cannot easily hide from their obligations and their responsibility to resolve these problems.

Our struggle has reached a defining moment.

I am asking you to join me in seizing this moment, to intensify our efforts, to rebuild the Agreement and decisively move our struggle forward.


The IRIDF Speaks!

IRIDF Inner Council member Sean Russel 88's message to the masses:

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Statement from Sean Russel 88

To My Comrades, Friends and Enemies,

My name is Sean Russel 88, I am a member of the Supreme Inner Council of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces. I am writing to you from our headquarters here in Douglas.

It has come to our attention that has instituted a "zero-tolerance" policy towards IRIDF activists. Akin to the shoot-to-kill policy of the 80's and internment of the 70's, this unprovoked attack on fellow Republicans has been spearheaded by Provie Junta leader Cael MP. This so-called "Stalinist" advocate of direct democracy once espoused the Republican Anarchist values that we all hold dear, but he is now working for the Devil.

The IRIDF has already spoken with Comrade Kim of the DPRK and He has freed up a space for Cael in the Kyo-hwa-so No. 1 labour camp, which is located just outside of Pyonyang, the Spiritual Capital of all Koreans. I urge all Irish and Manxmen to pray for Cael during his rehabilitation and adjustment to Korean culture.

Just as the Men of '16 were spat on in the streets, we of the IRIDF have been exposed to abuse by the very people we are fighting for. The sections of the Irish Republican and Anti-Revisionist Manx masses who have not yet been convinced of the legitimacy of the IRIDF are merely on their Road to Damascus. Just as Christ Jesus appeared to IRIDF founder St. Paul, so will the glorious light of the IRIDF and the 3rd Dail Eireann appear to every Republican.

Make no mistake comrades, we are firmly established on We will do exactly the same thing, again.

"We love Him because He first loved us."

1 John 4:9-10

Sean Russel 88
Inner Council
3rd Dail Eireann
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Regarding quislings and IRIDF deniers

It has come to the attention of the supreme council of the IRIDF that a user claiming to be associated with the IRIDF has made despicable comments regarding the hunger-strikers 0f 1981. After a thorough internal investigation we have found none of our members to be this user but having made our own research into the matter we can today establish some details about this person:

E-mail -
Name - Patrick Moore
Age - 24

We hope that this information is useful to all concerned republicans and rest assured that the IRIDF is conducting its own operations regarding this issue.

In light of this recent event, several other issues have been raised.

A member of by the username of Cael has recently made the claim that we do not in fact, exist. Obviously we would deny this allegation but any other debate in the matter would indeed lead to existentialist breakdown. Various sources within our organisation have also informed us of Caels activities on other forums many of which are very dubious and would bring his "republican" credentials into question, his love of human faeces is well documented and he has been banned from other forums for this fetish. Cael is a sad indictment of the sort of "e-republican" who abuses position as a moderator and there has already been rumours in moderator circles and amongst normal users of the forum that this person is incapable of handing out judgement fairly or wisely. This "Republican" - Anarchist/Stalinist needs to assess his own situation before making baseless attacks about the popular resistance movement and government of Ireland in exile.

The IRIDF has several questions for the users of

Why are some users banned without explanation and without warning?

Why is the IRIDF prevented from encouraging debate within the republican community?

Why do entrapment laws prevent George Micheal from uttering careless whispers?

Why have we not had fresh mod elections?

The IRIDF has already established itself as the legitmate goverment of Ireland and of the Isle of Mann and has a right for these questions to be answered.

We would also like to confirm that we took part in the attacks recently and we now have information regarding every single registered user of and we shall use this information as we see fit, in response to how the management of that website deals with the IRIDF. The regular republicans do not need to worry but we cannot promise safety or fairness when it comes to the information we have on unelected careerists and sell-out criminals.

The IRIDF would also like to thank all sleeper units who have helped us acquire this information and provide us with regular updates on the activities of suspicious users.

We have been handed the mantle from St.Patrick himself and yes, the snakes will be driven out into the sea. We are committed to the total destruction of internet shinnerism and we will not allow people to trick and coerce the the working class - wherever they may do this.

The IRIDF would like to quote Vol. Kris Kristofferson:

Like a bird on the wire
Like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.

We feel that this short poetic stanza sums up this statement and by extension; the plight of the working class of Ireland.

J Connolly
Director of Operations
For an Independant Anti revisionist Isle of Mann.
Supreme Inner Council
3rd Dail Eireann

Statement to the Enemies of the IRIDF

The IRIDF Supreme Inner Council has become aware of death threat made against IRIDF Volunteer Bulwark from Newry ‘Tomb Raider’ Republican.

As such, we have been forced to respond with a declaration of internets warfare. Following our recent security breach on in which we attained the profile information, email addresses and IP addresses of all users we will make 10 of these public daily as we see fit until our just demands are met unconditionally.

These demands are as follows:

The release of all IRIDF POWs

The immediate banning of Newry Republican

An anti-revisionist Isle of Mann

An end to the entrapment of George Michael

Our own sub-forum in the RSF section

An enquiry into the assassination of JFK

Our enemies –

Newry Republican’s MSN -

Claymore’s MSN -

Cael’s MSN -


J. Christ Connolly

Supreme Inner Council

Director of Operations

Operation Korean Corn Snake: A lesson in Internetz Warfare

Operation Korean Corn Snake: A lesson in Internetz Warfare
(Brave IRIDF Vol's send a msg of greeting to all POWs)

The Glorious Supreme Inner Council of the Glorious IRIDF would like to announce the unmitigated success of the recent actions of its brave volunteers, codenamed Operation Corn Snake. As promised, our beachhead established by IRIDF First Battalion at was extended, culminating in the decisive establishment of an IRIDF subforum within the RSF forum. This operation is now complete and the volunteers of the IRIDF's Korean and elite Fonzi Forward Units have now returned and completed their debriefing period. Transport was found by the Vols. to be both 'comfortable and enjoyable' in our recently acquired mobile unit.

Pic One of IRIDF subforum:

Pic Two of IRIDF subforum:

Pic Three:

The IRIDF's rear actions of course established sleeper agents, who may proudly unfurl the IRIDF banner upon the spyring whenever it pleaseth them to do so. Let us be clear on this point: the IRIDF is here to stay, comrades. To anyone that may complain or whine like babies about our actions, our reply is only: "Vae Victis".

One of the major reasons our volunteers were so successful is because of the strong training process pre-op. All Vols. had read the glorious writings of spiritual IRIDF leader Cael "Peter Pan" O'Bradaigh entitled: 'Republican Anarchism' at least 3 times. It was a long and arduous process, akin to climbing a hill while suffering the sweet glory of holy lashes several times, but the results are there for all to be seen.

Now, our capabilities cannot be questioned. We have proven that out internetsz skillz are unmatched by anyone else, and this is just the beginning as our vols. seep into like our glorious leader Josef Stalin poured orange mi wadi into a celebratory glass of vodka and counter-revolutionary juiced remainz. We remain steadfast in our dedication to combating our enemy, namely, the evils of internets shinnerism and all other repressive internets institutionz that serve to oppress the internet working class.

To our volunteers,supporters and glorious martyrs, we have a message. As long as the sun rises and until the sea bursts its bounds, the IRIDF will be around, and possibly for several years after that. To our enemies, we also have a message. The internets is a dangerous place for you, we have clearly shown that as Operation Cornsnake uncoiled before our very eyes to eat the squirmy rodent of revisionism. This is just the start as we continue to grow in numbers and strength. The death of reformist internet activity is near. Whenever you are on the internet and you hear a strange noise, that's the IRIDF. Whenever your hair stands up on the back of your neck, that's the IRIDF. Whenever you wake up in the middle of the night and find yourself screaming, that's the IRIDF. By the name of Athlone we swear that our internetz buzinesz will be taken care of. Victory to the IRIDF!

For a free and anti-revisionist isle of Mann!!!

IRIDF Inner Council

message broadcast on Ir dot net:

Guns of the IRIDF used in Operation Cornsnake:

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Vox Returns: Heroic IRIDF Vol's spark general strike; brought down during uprising!

Vox Returns: Heroic IRIDF Vol's spark general strike; brought down during uprising!

Tonight Active Service Units of the IRIDF's Korean and elite Fonzi Forward Units seized control of This act of liberation sparked off a general strike and uprising, which brought down the hated regime for a time.

There was some confusion, as some dickholes attributed these daring attacks and successive deep operation manoueveres to "cvnts from ifn I betcha. elle and her crowd of insane bitches." Comrades, nothing could be further from the truth, and the IRIDF claim full responsiblity for these actions.

The brilliant attacks by the IRIDF did not go without sustaining casualties. After a brilliant return from exile, Comrade Vox Populi was once again martyred, along with SR88, saorbulwark, bulwark and a provo traitor who shall not be named known as IrishVolunteer 1916.

Fortunately, senior IRIDF field commander and whiney Derry businessman Foyleview, was not identified as an spy, and he remains in place to do our bidding.

Senior representive Cael O'Bradaigh has condemned "anti-Mann" partisans" He later recommended, "Stalinist direct democracy to combat dissident trolls".

Comrade Kim of the DPRK praised the IRIDF operations as "not too bad at all." These operations were in pursuit of a specific strategy, testing capabilities for further Korean warfare operations capabilities.

Comrades, the Inner Council would like to remind everyone that this was merely a test of our capabilities. These operations in pursuit of a specific strategy were only the warm-up for our real assault. We have shown that we are capable of overthrowing any internetz regime, and next time we will not be betrayed by the Fifth Column.


IRIDF Inner Council/Government of the Republic in Exile

The Dictatorship of the IRIDF

The Dictatorship of the IRIDF

The sole form of power for the IRIDF is not a Republican majority on a forum's administrative staff, but the political autocracy of the IRIDF, its dictatorship.

The dictatorship is necessary because it is a case, not of partial changes, but of the very existence of Shinnerism.

Do any of us argue the equivalent- that the IRIDF can achieve its goals without overthrowing the Provo Spy Ring Known as

Seabird repudiates the dictatorship of the IRIDF at the very outset, as the ‘tyranny of the minority over the majority’. That is, she discerns in the revolutionary regime of the IRIDF the very features by which the honest e-revolutionaries of all countries invariably describe the dictatorship of the securocrats, albeit masked by names and images of Republicanism.

While the theoretical possibility has not been realized, the IRIDF minority must submit to the Kautskyite majority.

If the majority elected on the basis of universal suffrage on IFN pass draconian legislation against posters, or if the executive elected by the will of a formal majority on hacks posters computers, have the IFN and posters the ‘right’ of protest by organizing a spam blitzkrieg? Obviously, no.

Who aims at the end cannot reject the means. The struggle must be carried on with such intensity as actually to guarantee the supremacy of the IRIDF. If the e-revolution requires a dictatorship – ‘the sole form in which the IRIDF can achieve control of teh internetz’- it follows that the dictatorship must be guaranteed at all cost.

But in order to establish and consolidate the dictatorship, one has to prevent the Kautskyites from undermining the e-power of the IRIDF.

It is only possible to safeguard the supremacy of the online republican working class by forcing the Kautskyites accustomed to rule to realize that it is too dangerous an undertaking for it to revolt against the dictatorship of the IRIDF, to undermine it by conspiracies, sabotage, banishments, or the calling-in of foreign admins. The Shinners, hurled from power, must be forced to obey.

Every administrator has long ago acquired the simple truth that it is easier to hang an IRIDF oglach to the branch of a tree than to convert him with a post of Seabird's.

The administration cannot be convinced or shamed, but only terrorized or crushed.

The man who repudiates terrorism in principle – i.e., repudiates measures of suppression and intimidation towards determines and armed counter-revolution – must reject all ideas of the political supremacy of the IRIDF and its revolutionary dictatorship. The man who repudiates the dictatorship of the IRIDF repudiates the socialist revolution, and digs the grave of socialism.

The clear threat to the transitional state comes from the Swiss. For the survival of the IRIDF dictatorship, the Swiss nation must be abolished, its apparatus dismantled.

Once the IRIDF dictatorship extends its grip across the world, wikipedia will be resigned to the dustbin of history.

Down with the Swiss! Destroy Wikipedia!

Vol. Sean Russel 88
Inner Council
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

IRIDF: We Haven't Gone Away You Know


The Supreme Inner Council of the Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces, affiliated Brigadiers, IRIDF groupies and ASU's are pleased to announce that after a period of clandestine operations, a beachhead has been established at the hated fortress of securocratocracy.

While simultaneously continuing operations aimed at indoctrination and sabotage, our ASUs have mobilised at teh internets rallying point for a breakthrough. Comrades, make no mistake, IRIDF Volunteers are poised to extend and consolidate their grip on teh internets. Already controlling 17.4% of all internets activities through IRIDF underground apparatus and affiliated stuff, the Volunteers aim to take complete control by such means as a general strike and Corn Snake conquest maneuvers.

The resurgence of Jaredite deviationism will not be tolerated, and we call on Jared to disband his new organisation, or the IRIDF will do it for him. Only recently the Jaredites were routed from the SPI forum by our Mobile Response Unit. Our Mobile Response Unitz are once again fueled and operational

The IRIDF would also like to place on record our support for "Peter Pan" Cael's bid to launch an independent inquiry into the JFK assassination. No less in importance, the Supreme Inner Council also backs Cael's campaign to dismantle the Swiss nation-state.

Also, the IRIDF re-extend their offer to meet with Hillary Clinton and discuss any proposals.

For an Anti-Revisionist Isle of Man,
Inner Council
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces

IRIDF Policy Document: Republican Anarchism and the Coming Revolution

Republican Anarchism and the Coming Revolution

"A chairde, agus a Phoblachtanaigh, I wish to suggest some possible developments on the excellent Éire Nua and Saol Nua documents. As these proposals are set out now, they are a blue print for a future Irish Republic. They assume that the Republic will have been re-established when they are put into effect. To my mind, this is to ignore the full potential of these documents. The Community Councils they propose could and, to my mind, should be the engines of Revolution today, and in the very teeth of the enemy. For this to become a reality, the size of the Community Council needs to be greatly reduced to a maximum of 200 citizens. Community Councils could be set up right now with as little as five to ten citizens, providing goods and services that the community needs and providing employment. Funding would be provided by the Army, after an extensive campaign of capital recovery from the 1% of the Irish population who have expropriated 50% of Ireland’s capital. (Most Republicans still have very little idea of the colossal scale of the wealth of these individuals. In 2006 Irish citizens held 2.3 trillion euro in foreign property and stocks, I know it is less now, but it still amounts to almost unimaginable wealth. Getting a billion euro of this, the Republic’s rightful property, would be far less risky than the noble deeds the Volunteers carried out last weekend, and would be equally noble in its conclusion.) Expropriate the expropriators, as Marx put it. These Community Councils would then become institutions of the really existing 32 County Irish Republic. Nobody could then ask where is the Republic – it would exist before their eyes in Irish working class communities building a new life for themselves and their children. We already have communities organising themselves around the drugs issue – this would be just one small step further from the excellent work they are already doing, but a step over the Rubicon of actual Revolution.


The great mistake of the Republican Movement in the 20th Century has been to follow DeVelera’s injunction: Labour must wait. The idea seems to be that when we have pushed out the Brits, we can, in peace, sort out the economic oppression of our people. Nothing could be further from the truth. There is far more chance of sorting out the National Struggle in peace than the Economic Struggle. If, next week, we managed to push out the Brits, Im very sorry to say that many of us who wanted to move on to the Economic Revolution would find ourselves staring down the rifles of former comrades. Don’t say it couldn’t happen – it already has, over and over again.
No, a chairde, the Economic Revolution comes first. It is the Economic Revolution that powers and drives the National Revolution. We have been putting the cart before the ass. Michael Davitt realised this in the 19th century, but the middle class Catholic Nationalists shafted him because they wanted the spoils all for themselves.

Direct Democracy

This is where Anarchism comes in. I believe that Éire Nua needs to take one step forward, away from the Anglo-Saxon representational parliamentary system, and fully embrace Direct Democracy. We don’t need leaders. What we need is self empowered Community Councils, organised along the Federal basis set out in Éire Nua. In a Revolutionary situation, where the enemy is using their armies and paramilitary police forces to try and crush the Revolution, representational democracy is a non starter anyway. What we need is Community Councils that can function in themselves, even when isolated by enemy offensive. Every Community Council is a microcosm of the whole Republic. The enemy cannot destroy the Republic until it has destroyed each and every Community Council. The Community Council, as stated in Éire Nua, is the basic democratic unit of the Republic. All elements of the Republic are contained within the structure of the Community Council. Sounds fragmented? Certainly. Too fragmented for the enemy to defeat, but held together by the great ideals of the Irish Republic and the dignity of Labour, which are, in fact, one and the same ideal.

We have to stop worrying about offending the property conscious small farmers, who have often, its true, given so much to our struggle. It should be easy enough to convince Republican minded small farmers that they are not our targets.
And if they can’t be convinced, then so be it. We work without them.

The Irish people may not be quite ready for this proposal right now, but the free state is falling apart, as is the British state. Even now, working class youth is in revolt, but only the drugs gangs are harnessing their energy and righteous anger – when it should be the Republican Movement.

There is a wonderful scene in the film Doctor Zhivago, where two Revolutionaries have been ordered to join the Tsarist Army marching to meet the Germans, an older man and a young man. The young man sets out straight away to convince the troops to revolt, but the older man holds him back. He points to the boots on the soldier’s feet, and says: Wait till they have no boots.

As I’ve said in another thread, spreading the Revolution to Britain is an essential component of success. We have to start looking on the British working class as our potential allies and comrades. They are fine people and good fighters. I tell you it made my blood boil to see old age pensioners in England, who had fought the Nazis, cutting back on cups of tea because they can’t afford the water and electricity charges the bastard privateers are inflicting on them.

A chairde, our time has come, if we have the sense to see it. The mis-ruling class are reeling, they only need a push."