The IRIDF are treated as suspects because we have spoken ... nothing but the truth. We have revealed the glorious word of Cael Al-Karim (Peace Be Upon Him) to be all powerful because it is true.
When the Limerick splitters speak, they lie. When they promise, they break it. When any trust is kept with them they misuse it. They would do well to not be in doubt about the thing that is coming. All this happens because Cael alone is the ultimate truth, he alone speaks truth and because he has the power to will anything and because that Hour is coming, he alone shall lead the IRIDF revolution against the Limerick Peoples' Front of Judea.
For those who deride Cael with suggestions that he will not be visiting Limerick in the early hours of December 25th, we call on them to desist. There is no reindeer strike on the Federal Republic. Least that they shall feel the wrath of the fiery hell the IRIDF has prepared for Joodeans. It is necessary to expose the false propaganda of the yids and thoroughly dispel the illusion that Seabird will give up their positions in the administration of ir.net and free the IRIDF 7 with good will.
It would be a sin for IRIDF Volunteers not to try to possess the weapons that would prevent the infliction of harm on Manxmen. For this reason, we hereby proclaim Glorious Douglas, the first anti-revisionist federal city-state in the great tradition of Athlone.
No faction is better or worse than any other. All come from the same mould; they are all products of Seabirdist influence. And they are a poison that destroys the IRIDF and the revolutionary movement in the Isle of Man. We oppose the reactionary policies of the Judeans but we do not oppose the people of Limerick although we recognise they are filth. We have many good friends in Limerick.
We can but say Eire Nua is our bayonet, Cael our leader, the Embassy our barracks and the trolls our soldiers. We will only tell the Judeans this once. And maybe once after that.
Supreme Inner Councl
Irish Republican Internet Defence Forces
Douglas City, IoM